Exams done ,results out ,and i passed all ,some bad marks but i passed !! ^^

now to make u happy with me xD

When the baby was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The Brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking I should be Boss".
The feet said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him into position to do what the Brain wants I should be Boss".
The hands said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be Boss".
And so it went, the Heart, the Ears, the Lungs and finally the A..S..S..HOLE spoke and demand to be BOSS.
All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an A..S..S..HOLE being BOSS.
The A..S..S..HOLE was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at the sides, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.
All pleaded with the Brain to repent and let the A..S..S..HOLE be boss and pass alot of ~I'm an idiot with no life~.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE THE BOSS, JUST AN A..S..S..HOLE.

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his
wife was flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter
in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, Texas a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called
home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted.
The widow's son rushed in to the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read;
To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2005
Subject: I have arrived!
Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computer s here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS: Sure is freaking hot down here!